Jake Paul announced his wedding date to fiancée Tana Mongeau with (what else?) a pretty X-rated poem.
The Youtuber, 22, reeled off a speech to Tana about the blonde ‘eating his banana’ while revealing that they will tie the knot on 28 July.
Of course. Who doesn’t love a phallic fruit-based joke to announce your wedding plans?
Got to give it to him for spray Tanas. Really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
Jake went on: ‘Welcome to the Paul family, we welcome you with love. From the moment I met you, we fit like a glove. She’s the ying to my yang and is always down to bang.’
The love sonnet continued: ‘Logan [his big brother] and Bella [Thorne, Tana’s ex] can hate, the world can question our fate, but on July 28 you can all save the date.’
In a video by Shay’s Way capturing the speech, Tana – who recently dated Bella Thorne – then passionately kisses Jake and calls him the ‘love of my life’.
The fame-loving couple, who got engaged last month, sparked rumours that they’d already married when Tana posted snaps of their extra AF engagement shoot.
Her cheeky caption was perhaps alluding to the fact people have been doubting their relationship, not that their engagement had already turned into marriage.
Taking to Instagram, the influencer shared a bunch of behind-the-scenes images, with one of them showing her simulating oral sex on Jake.
Maybe not one to show the grandkids, eh guys?
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