I’m Lewys Ball, otherwise known as Lookingforlewys, and Love Island has pretty much taken over my entire life (hands up if you're with me!)
This series has become one of the most dramatic ever, and as you guys seem to love what I've got to say over on Twitter, I figured I'd give you the low-down in my very own OK! online blog.
The last few episodes have affected me on so many levels! Thanks to Curtis and Michael, I now have trust issues in a relationship I’ve never even been in. WHERE is the same energy Michael had for Danny in the Yewande situation?
Casa Amor has totally delivered this year, with almost everyone’s head being turned – including Curtis which was the shocker of the series. I’m just thankful Molly-Mae and Tommy are in there to show us there is a light at the end of the tunnel and true love does exist.
Molly's teddy Ellie Belly might just be the new national symbol for a sign of hope.
My heart broke for Amber when she walked in to find out that Michael had recoupled with new girl Joanna. I am fully considering starting a petition to dump every islander other than Amber and just have a rotation of single boys coming in until she finds a match. Who's with me?
Saying that, I am in desperate need to find some friends like Anna. She will literally back her girls through anything – I could put petrol in my diesel car and she’d start blaming my Toyota Yaris. She's a Ride Or Die, that one.
Also, I do not blame Jordan for not kicking off at Ovie after Anna decided to recouple with him after Casa Amor. If that was me in that position, I'd probably apologise to Ovie for being in the way in the first place. Have you seen the size of him?
And while Love Island fans have been kicking off at Anna for being a hypocrite after she gave Michael daggers for also recoupling, I do believe their situations are different.
Love Island: Watch the girls' hilarious shocked faces as they react to Michael dumping Amber and picking Joanna
Jordan understood his and Anna's relationship wasn’t exclusive and talked to other people, whereas Amber didn’t even breathe in the direction of the opposite gender! Amber really started to open up to Michael and drop her close guard, only for Michael to have the cheek to BLAME her for the breakup when she was practically wearing a chastity belt in Casa Amor.
Jordan and Anna’s relationship would never have gone any further than a drink or two at Wetherspoons before they called it a night, let's be honest.
Three time's a charm for Danny
Tom and Arabiatta, sorry, Arabella were dumped from the island earlier in the week, and to be honest, I'm mostly disappointed that we won't hear any more variations of her name. Also, somebody on Twitter said she has the voice of a P.E teacher and now I can’t un-hear her shouting at me to run faster in the mile run.
- Love Island: Michael and Amber engage in furious argument as he claims she made him look like a 'd**khead'
Danny seems to be proving that he has a type in the villa, and that type is a female with a pulse.
He wasted no time cracking on with Jourdan, did he? I do hope she has realises that anyone he couples up with seems to be dumped from the villa just a few days later, with only a personalised water bottle in hand, though.
Maura, Lucie and Anton
Maura has quickly become one of my favourite girls in the villa. How she treated the situation with Tom was truly iconic, and will go down in history. I reckon my grandchildren will be learning about her takedown of the model in history lessons in 2050.
I also think her and Marvin could be an underdog couple. Watch this space.
I’m still confused how Anton and Lucie came in the top 3 of the vote, though. This simply proves that the Great British public should not be trusted with a vote; like the time Cher Lloyd was robbed of her spot in the final of the 2010 series of The X-Factor. Still not over it.
Anton really has just been on an all inclusive resort holiday, hasn't he? At this point, he’s probably more bothered about what SPF to use for an optimum tan over actually finding love. Good luck to him and Belle, though!
One last thing, Love Island PLEASE start muting the kisses. I can't take anymore snogs echoing through my living room.
Until next week guys xx
Love Island 2019 – the latest
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